I'm totally sober!

I has recently occured to me that I am, in fact, a bad person. Now, bear in mind, I don't actually care, I'm just noting for the record. That said, I believe it is time to lay a little groundwork. For starters, the word asshattery. It is a derivitive of the word asshat, meaning a person who has their head stuck up his or her ass, respectively; in other words, a person wearing their ass as a hat, e.g. an asshat. Asshattery is the term for the activities of said asshat(s). Thereby, Flaming Asshattery is the display of blatant stupidity, with an utter lack of shame or discipline. And that concludes our lesson for the time being.