Oy, yu! Mynd yer heed!

So, me and the Dirty Viking went to the Scottish Games this weekend, and experienced a cavalcade of fine pointy things, and even finer women, who had their own pointy things for us to admire. By the way, have I ever mentioned that I love bodices? Yes, well, I do. Then D.V. and I hung out and watched The Man Who Would Be King; excellent movie by the way. And that's the story of how I saved Flag Day. Goodbye children! Stay in school, if for no other reason than to diddle your teachers when you reach High School! Fare thee well!

Ah Salaam aleah coom, Bitches!