Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Full Circle

Today is Holocaust Memorial Day.

I'm too tired to make my standard Anti-Federalist speech, so I'll just say this: Buy a gun.

Wait, I just got my second wind.

Today we remember the millions of innocent people who were murdered by a maniacal dictator. A maniacal dictator who was elected in a free, democratic election, and was a churchgoing Catholic. A psychotic sack of shit who was able to operate with impunity, because everyone was too gutless to stand up to him.

Tonight, I'm going to do a shot in honor of the fighters of the Warsaw Ghetto, the Vilna Ghetto, the Treblinka Death Camp, and the Sobibor Death Camp. Brave folks, the lot of 'em. If you don't know what the hell I'm talking about, got to this site, http://www.a-human-right.com/jewsfight.html , and learn about real heroes.

I'm also going to do a shot in honor of Israel, because it is an awesome fucking country. By the way, one word about "Israeli Aggression", and I'll punch you right in the fucking throat. If ever there was a group of people that should be allowed to kick ass at random, the Jews are them. As far as I'm concerned, they have earned the right to be a bunch of bad motherfuckers. By the toll of over six million dead, they have earned it. Trust me.

As the incomparable Dylan Thomas wrote: "Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

I have many shots to do.



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