Hijo de la chingada.

Yes, I am quite aware of the fact that I have not updated in a spell. But, as I stated in my last post, things have been unpleasant at best. But, such is life. On to business!

I was hanging out with Frostbyte, watching the news, when we were both snapped to attention by a headline: Words from the new Pope infuriates Muslims. What's this? What, what? Beni's starting shit with the Muslims? We waited on the edge of our seats until the end of the commercial break, jiggling with curiosity (Enjoy that mental picture!). Lo and behold, the news then plays a recording (translated) of Beni the whatever's speech in which he says some inflammatory (but true) things about the prophet Muhammed. Naturally, the Islamic world was pissed, just like it always is when the prophet is mentioned by anyone other than a Muslim. Granted, the Pope retracted his statements yesterday, but the thought is still out there. For a few brief moments, disaster seemed imminent.

Consider for a moment:
Muslims get pissed
Muslim extremists explodify the Vatican
Every Catholic in the world converges on the Middle East
Kaboom ensues

That may be a little unrealistic, but not enough for me to laugh about it.

Long story short, life continues to get more interesting, regardless of whether or not I want it to.

Salaam Aleykum, Bitches!