Tuesday, May 09, 2006

A Poetic Interlude:

Up the hill and down the dale,
Shoot a harpoon at a whale.
Smack a Ukrainian hooker's ass
While rolling naked in the grass.
When at the table, masticate.
When in your friend's car, flatulate.
Now tie your tube socks 'round a cat,
This had no point, but what of that?

Thank You.

2 Comments:

Blogger Audrey said...

You must put down the crack pipe or open the window. You cannot have both!!

11:18 AM  
Blogger crazy bastard said...

Can and will.

11:55 AM  

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