Gilded tallywhackers for everyone!

I got a new job today, and I start in an hour. I'm so happy, I could shit! As a matter of fact, I think I will. Always remember, there is always someone cleverer that yourself. Or bigger. Or that has a gun. Or a really good attorney. As a point of fact, you're pretty much fucked, no matter what you do. Life's a bitch, and then someone makes you their's.

p.s. Listen anonymous, if you're spamming me, I'll..well, I probably won't do anything. But by golly, I sure won't like you very much. Sort of. I don't know. Malesh.

Salaam Aleykum, Bitches!