Bastards Aplenty

Democratic candidates for governor of California are Steve Westly, a developer, and Phil Angelides, a developer. In short, they're both douchebags who will unboubtedly use their political clout to further the urban development of California for their friends. Whatever happened to the scumbags from the days of yore? I mean, sure, they'd ride through the villages burning houses and having their way with the womenfolk, but at least they were up front and honest about it. They'd look you right in the eye and say,"We're going to steal your valuables, burn your house to the ground, then have group sex with your wife!" You see? Honest.

Plus, you could kill them and not feel bad about it.

Salaam Aleykum, Bitches!