Aw, Hell!

They did it! They actually did it! Just when I thought the California government couldn't do anything more stupid, they go and outdo themselves. The State senate is considering suspending the death penalty until 2009, so that they can determine a "less painful" way to execute prisoners. Call me crazy, but this is just assinine. The way I see it, once we've made the decision to execute someone, we have pretty much decided that the personal feelings of the condemned don't matter. As a point of fact, as long as we don't torture them, any kind of execution can be fairly just, as well as effective. I mean, a firing squad works rather well, but a shot to the head kills instantly. Hell, the guy would be dead before his body registered the impact of the bullet! But alas, my opinion will be ignored, even deemed barbaric by some. It's funny; Liberal groups claim to be open-minded, but just mention the death penalty and see how accepting they are of other people's views. I don't know what else to say. Feces occurs, existence contiues.


Ah Salaam Aleah Coom, Bitches!

People who shall be mentioned at one point or another

MEN:
Frostbyte
Poquito Rojo
Flaco Mexicano
Berman
Dirty Viking

WOMEN:
Chiquitita
Rack
Quirkiness
Hot Lips

Things I've had in my nose:

A Finger (mine)
A Finger (not mine, kind of complicated)
Styrofoam packing peanuts
Soda
A Bug, but not on purpose
Kleenex
An olive
A class ring- not sure whose
Cat hair
The Former Soviet Republic of Georgia


Tune in next time for: Things to do in a presidential motorcade when you're naked!

All hail the newest leading state of asshattery!

In Massachusetts, there is a bill in the state legislature that will make spanking your children illegal, along with other forms of discipline, such as pinching and hot-saucing. The fact that this bill ever passed the phase of toking-session rhetoric proves that Massachusetts is, in fact the dumbest state in the Union. Sorry, New Mexico.


Ah Salaam aleah coom, bitches!

Things I want to be when I grow up:

A Headline
A Warning To Others
A Drain On Society
Synonymous With A New Kind Of Felony
Chinese