Wednesday, August 30, 2006

We are at maximum whimsy right now!

I am unceasingly tired right now, so I am going to be very brief. Normally I'd be boxer, but not today.

I caught a brief look at the news, and was left with a single question burning in my brain: Who's going to deal with the Persians? To anyone who's done a decent amount of research, it's pretty obvious that Iran has been the premiere shit-starter in the Middle East, over the last 20 years.
So, once again, who's going to deal with Ayatollah Khameini and the IRGC? Is it our job? Is it Israel's? Honestly, I can't think of anyone else who would or could. Russia? No chance. European Union? Insert hysterical laughter here. China? Not bloody likely, seeing as China is to Iran what the United States is to Israel. Essentially, the remaining choices are:
A. Canada 2. Australia C. Switzerland

Now that I think about it, those aren't even options.

So, here we are. Either we do something about it, or the Iranians will continue on with their shenanigans. Soon to be nuclear shenanigans, by the way. Just a little something to ponder when you're sitting on the john.

And yes, I know this wasn't brief. Feces occurs, existence continues.


Salaam Aleykum, Bitches!

Friday, August 25, 2006

Oh, Lord, it burns!

I've been busy working and going to school, so I've seen no news programs. But even without seeing any news, I can still guess the bullet points:

-Israel continues to face difficulties in Lebanon; UN continues to seek a ceasefire

-Hezbollah lauches more rockets over the border into Israel, killing several people

-American troops were killed by IEDs in Iraq

-Iran refuses to stop with its nuclear program

-Kim Jong Il is still a crazy motherfucker

-arguements are raging over gay marriage and stem cell research

-Hillary Clinton is still a crazy-ass bitch

-something bad happened in India

-some celebrity got married/divorced/cannibalized

-Dick Cheney looked creepy

-somebody got shot


Tell me I'm wrong.


Salaam Aleykum, Bitches!

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

You crash - I'll burn.

Well, school starts soon, and I can't help but think that I could have done more over the summer. Granted, I got a new job, went to two concerts, drank on many occasions, hung out with Frostbyte and Dirty Viking, got over Rack, bid farewell to the Hmong Beauty, started helping Pappy restore a 1936 Chevy flatbed, read over a dozen books, fell in love with the music of Howlin' Wolf, developed the drink that I call the Viking Lullaby, rediscovered my appreciation of truck stop quisine, nearly finished repairing my '66 Mustang, began altering my Mosin Nagant M91 into a "sniper" rifle, finally saw Tombstone for the first time, learned the pleasures of a good cigar, wrote a couple of songs, taught myself how to throw a scythe with disturbing accuracy, took up tomahawk fighting, helped Frostbyte start restoring his VW Bug, found a new friend in the Feisty Ninja, got back into contact with Quirkiness, drank some more, and continued to learn Arabic.
But, there's that little voice in the back of my head thinking, "Damn, I should have bought a hat with a feather in it!" You know what I mean? Ah, malesh. I guess I'll just have to man up and power through; just like I always have.

Salaam Aleykum, Bitches!

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Giggity!

Holy hell! I never actually realize how intelligent I am, until I meet a product of California's public school system. I was talking to a guy in the store yesterday, and he was saying that it was too bad about the religious persecution in the middle east. I asked him what he meant. Here is what he said, exactly: "You know, how the Israelis are the attacking the Hezbollites, just because of their religious beliefs. Hezbollah is just a religious group trying to worship it's own way. And on top of all that, they only have World War 2-issue rocket to defend themselves with!" That's right. That is what he said. I was so utterly dumbfounded, I was unable to speak. Hell, my mouth was even hanging open! Apparently, I was staring at him just long enough for him to back away, looking confused. This was probably for the best, seeing as that I probably would have bitten his head off, otherwise. If somebody knows their facts and chooses to disagree with what's going on in the middle east, so be it; I can almost respect that. But people like this guy, protesting both the U.S. and the Israelis in the Levant, without any real idea what he's talking about, those people make me sick. These are the people whose thoughts and ideas I completely disregard. Honestly, I put their words in the same category as the words of people who are high on drugs, and elderly people with Alzheimer's. You listen politely, then forget everything they said.
If you ever wonder what an Asshat is, this guy is a sparkling example.

Salaam Aleykum, Bitches!