Dipshit one, dipshit two, dipshit red, dipshit blue

My friend and I were talking today about the next presidential election, and I was once again reminded of the lack of choices offered to the American people. On the one hand, there is the possibility of Condoleeza Rice representing the republican party, which I suppose is an interesting thought, having the first black president also be a woman. But altogether, I still feel she would not be an effective leader; like G-Dub, she would most likely surround herself with people who would tell her how to think, and be little more than a puppet. However, I would still take her over Mrs. Clinton any day. As a point of fact, I would rather masturbate with sandpaper than have Hillary as president. That said, I'm going to have to pull out the sandpaper after the next election, because she will most likely be the victor. Not because everyone agrees with her ideas implicitly, so much as they like her better than the opposing side. And that, my friends, is exactly the problem; we are given the choice between A and B, with no other real options. Now granted, there is a wide assortment of alternate parties, but none that are really viable. I have considered voting for a third party candidate, if for no other reason than to at least say I actually did something to change things, as opposed to just pissing and moaning about it. But I have never been able to find one I would actually want to come to power. For example, I took a temporary interest in the Independant American Party, but saw almost instantly the potential problems that might arise in the future. Any group with such hard-core right-wing values would inevitably lead to religious persecution. I considered being a Libertarian, but, I don't support the use of marijuana, so that was a bust(No pun intended.). Of course, I had to check out the American Expansionist Party; yes, they do actually exist. Frankly, I think it would be interesting to annex Canada and Mexico, but not especially practical. So here I am, back at square one, forced to choose between liberal or conservative. I choose conservative, but cannot support it wholeheartedly. Just like millions of other Americans, I am rapidly losing my faith in the democratic process. We must create a viable third party, or the country will always be ruled by the extreme right, or the extreme left. Things have to change.
"Always remember, Hitler was elected in a free democratic election." -George Carlin


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Additional Bitching

And when the hell did the SKS become such a point of contention? I mean, it's not the most dangerous freakin' rifle in the world! In its standard form, it comes with a fixed 10-round magazine and only fires on semi-automatic; it's not a f@#%ing assault rifle, and it sure as hell isn't a machine gun. So my question is this: Why be so frightened of a gun that only holds two rounds more than the M1 Garand, which can be bought at any Big 5 sporting goods store? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that the reasoning behind it is rather weak. Screw it.
Ah salaam aleah coom, bitches!

This is Some Bull Shit!

While doing research for an English paper several months ago, it came to my attention that, once again, being a non- potsmoking liberal in California is almost more trouble than it's worth. In Cali. penal code s. 11460, it says that "Two or more persons may not engage in paramilitary training...". In short, California law has cleverly made it impossible to form a legal militia. You see, the state constitution makes provisions for militias, and to date, the state government has never openly banned militias from forming. And that's the beauty of it. Section 11460 doesn't say that you can't form a militia, it just says that you cannot train wtih another person, much less a group. Basically, a militia can form, but it can never meet for purposes of training. I can almost hear the California legislature telling the Second Amendment to squeal like a pig. All hail the advent of the police state. Patriot Act, my ass.

I'm totally sober!

I has recently occured to me that I am, in fact, a bad person. Now, bear in mind, I don't actually care, I'm just noting for the record. That said, I believe it is time to lay a little groundwork. For starters, the word asshattery. It is a derivitive of the word asshat, meaning a person who has their head stuck up his or her ass, respectively; in other words, a person wearing their ass as a hat, e.g. an asshat. Asshattery is the term for the activities of said asshat(s). Thereby, Flaming Asshattery is the display of blatant stupidity, with an utter lack of shame or discipline. And that concludes our lesson for the time being.

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